An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked
where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
the effects it has on the human body, the problems it causes in a marriage, and
other long term effects of drinking.
The officer then asks, Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at this time of night?
The man replies, My wife.
